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Everyone loves Spider-man. The Avengers adore him, the world follows his every move, he's got so many friends in high places that Tony gets jealous. People have so much hope in him, they expect him to take the future by storm, lead the next evengers, revolutionize science like Tony, save all the kittens, etc.
And now he's commited suicide, and no one knows why.
(Was he chronically ill and told no one? Was his mutation getting out of control and threatening to change him into a monster? Was he struggling with depression since he was ten and Skipp Wescott ruined his life?
Basically, I want reactions to the only truly selfish decision 17-year old Peter Parker made that broke everyone's hearts. As many characters and points of view as you can manage.
Do they blame him or themselves? What does the average joe on the street think? How do they cope with their hope for a better world gone? Can they forgive him, in the end?
MCU Peter, but feel free to add as many twists from other sources for more angst. More angst is always welcome

I might have a go at this one. Standby.

The kid looked much better now than he had when Coulson last saw him.
The cut on his forehead had been cleaned and taped up. He had on fresh clothes, even if they didn’t exactly fit, and on the whole he looked decidedly cleaner than when Coulson had cornered him. The look on his face though, that hadn’t changed.
‘I believe you’ve had time to consider our offer Mr Barton,’ Coulson said.
Clint Barton glared back at him.
He’d claimed he was twenty-two. SHIELD’s research put his real age closer to eighteen. He looked younger still.
‘Oh, very fucking generous of you. Join us or we’ll hand you over to the cops who’ll stick you in jail for the next forty years. Sorry if I’m not getting down on my knees to thank you.’
Coulson made a show of looking over his notes.
'I think forty years would be an optimistic view of things, particularly if we were to pass on some of our intelligence to the relevant law enforcement agencies. I think you'd be very lucky to get forty years, even if you are a minor.'
'Told you I was twenty-two,' was Barton's only response.
Coulson saw the way his eyes darted around the room, searching out possible weapons, possible routes of escape.
When Coulson had pulled out his pen, moments after sitting down, he could tell that Barton was already cataloguing all the ways he could kill or disable him if he could just get his hand on that pen.
Coulson didn't doubt he'd be able to do it. The kid had almost blinded an unwary junior agent with a handful of spare change. The junior agent had had a gun pointed at him at the time.
'And in the case of your incarceration, I feel that I need to remind you that you have, in your short career, angered a lot of very violent, very powerful individuals who, no doubt, have contacts in a great deal of places - including a number of federal prisons.'
Barton just looked at him.
Coulson had already noted down a suspicion of some hearing loss. He'd noticed it first on some of the footage they'd gathered, how 'Hawkeye' would only seem to react to the things which entered his field of vision, excluding louder sounds like gunshots or explosions. His suspicion had been strengthened during their attempts to apprehend him - his preference for high places with limited access points did not seem to be merely the result of his being a sniper, but of him being unable to hear a potential threat sneaking up on him. After they'd brought him in, the final clue was the way he would stare at a person's face, specifically their lips. If Coulson had not noticed the other signs he might have taken it for an attempt at intimidation.
Barton had been watching his lips, which was how he knew that, despite the lack of reaction, he had been paying attention to what he had said.
Barton leaned forward. His wrists were not cuffed, which had been Coulson's idea. Cuffing the kid implied they were scared of him. If Barton tried anything, made a grab for the pen and aimed for his eyes, Coulson was confident he could have him subdued and pinned in a few seconds. Barton was a prodigy when it came to ranged weapons, but in hand-to-hand he often resorted to a schoolyard style best summed up as 'aim for the nuts and hope for the best'.
'But you don't want that to happen. Or your boss doesn't want that to happen,' he said with a smirk. 'I don't know a lot about these sorts of things, but that seemed like a pretty expensive operation you had going there to ambush me. I counted, what, nine of you suits? Not including the team you had watching from the other building, and those SWAT looking guys out on the street. And I assume the tail I shot two weeks ago was you guys as well - how are the holes in his feet healing up by the way? I tried to get a clean shot, not hit any bone...So, clearly I'm important to you people. Or I wouldn't be here talking to you.'
'We are interested in your skills Mr Barton.'
Any doubt Coulson might have had about Clint Barton's real age were swiftly resolved by the preening, smug look he got whenever Coulson called him 'Mr'. He understood why Fury assigned him to talk to the kid. Another agent might have punched him by now.
'What's in it for me? And if you just say 'no jail' then we have no deal. I'll take my chances.'
Coulson thought he was bluffing, but with a teenager it was hard to be sure. The self-destructive capabilities of adolescent stubbornness could not be underestimated.
'We can offer you security. Employment. Your existing criminal record will be expunged. After a trial period you will receive a salary, that salary will increase based on your performance.'
'But you'll want me to kill guys? Like before.'
Barton had folded his arms, and the look he gave Coulson was weary.
'Yes. But I believe we will be able to find other uses for your talents as well.'
The thought passed through Coulson's mind that maybe Barton's default expression was just naturally murderous, and that at least some of the animosity was imagined.
'I have some demands...'
Coulson dreaded to think what the demands of a teenage assassin with preternatural aim and an attitude could possible be. He readied himself to negotiate Barton down from a luxury penthouse, big-titted call-girls and all the McDonalds he could eat.
'I want two meals every day. And you don't get to take them away if I mess up...'
Oh.
Oh, he might have misjudged…
'And I'll only fuck superiors.'
'Excuse me?'
Coulson could only imagine what things were like on the other side of the glass in the interview room. He was sure Fury was listening in, but he wasn't sure who else was there.
'I said I'll only fuck superiors.'
Barton was glaring at him again, as if daring him to say something. Maybe to leer at him, or insult him, call him a slut and then tell him to strip. Again, the look was weary. Like he'd been through this whole routine before. Coulson was holding on to his poker face with every single fibre of his being. They'd missed this in their research. They'd missed a lot, it seemed.
'Oh, and tell this to my trainer or handler or whatever; when they hit me, try not to get me upside the head. My hearing's kinda fucked, and I'd appreciate it not being anymore fucked.'
'Is that it?'
Barton nodded.
Coulson thought he could see fear for the first time, lurking behind his eyes. As if he thought maybe he'd asked for too much.
'I can agree to those demands,' Coulson said, holding out a hand for Barton to shake. 'Welcome to SHIELD.'
--
When Coulson stepped into the adjacent room; the room on the other side of the two-way mirror, he was met with a crowd of stony-faced agents.
Fury was there, his hands steepled in front of his face. Agent May was in the corner, staring into the interview room and looking moderately more dangerous than usual. She hadn’t even been part of the apprehension, so he wasn’t entirely sure what she was doing there.
He saw the junior agent who’d barely avoided being maimed by a well-aimed dime looking pale and sheepish.
‘Poor little shit,’ he said.
Coulson wasn’t sure if he’d meant to say it out loud, but he noticed a number of the agents in the room nodded after he spoke.
‘Director, I would like to put my name forward as Clint Barton’s handler,’ Coulson said.
Fury nodded.
‘He’s yours.’
It would take time. A lot of time to overcome Barton’s past, to build trust and push past that wall, but Coulson was willing.
He checked his watch.
The canteen would have finished serving lunch already, but he might be able to convince one of the cooks to make an exception.
It was time to get to work.

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Scott has battled with anorexia most of his life. Sometimes he has it under control, sometimes it has control of him. When trying to earn some money for child support and working as Ant Man at the same time he has a flare up. Would love Cassie being a badass when everyone is trying to hide it from her.

The snap did not kill off half the MCU, but dumped our heroes into the DC universe instead. Some may be looking for a way back home. Others may be trying to make a new home at this new place.

The reality stone knocks Tony up with Pepper's baby. Or honestly any other wacky science you can think of that results in Tony pregnant with Pepper's baby. I can just see Tony alternating between angsting the hell out and being proud as a peacock of his growing bump.

The crew decides the best way to protect Loki from Earth justice is to get him married to an(other) Asgardian, but Earth has sedoretus, so Loki, Thor, Val, and Bruce end up getting married.

Bruce is the one Earther trying to explain how this group marriage thing is supposed to work. Thor and Loki are bad at not violating the inter-moeity taboo. Val secretly loves having people again, even if she's not always sure she wanted THESE people. Or whatever you want, honestly, I just want this premise.

First-time sex, GotG or later, hot and maybe angsty and definitely full of ambiguously sisterly feelings! :D

Maybe dancing isn't as total a turnoff as Drax says it is.

Heimdall takes care of his king. Feelsy sex involving whatever kinks you like!

Something that didn't make it into the old murals was that the Valkyrie were big on genital piercings. Someone is very appreciative of Val's. :D

Bucky keeps bringing different guys all home, and they're all opinionated, blond twinks. Maybe Bucky doesn't even realize what he's doing, but Steve does.

End on Steve/Bucky or not, up to you. Just want to see Bucky with a bunch of guys who maybe might remind him of a what could have been.

Mantis surprises the rest of the Guardians by announcing that she's pregnant. Her species is able to reproduce asexually, and she's now in the early stages of her pregnancy. The rest of the team do what they can to make sure Mantis has what she needs and try to prepare for the newest member of the team.

I'm not really looking for any overt pairings here, except for Quill/Gamora. I just think it'd be an interesting and cute idea to explore.

Super powered sex between people who aren't great at emotions- let's break something! Break a heart, break a bed, break a table, break anything!

Shuri in a dom/sub relationship with any female character. Any side of it, any female character.

Sam time travels to ww2 era and meets pre-ice (skinny or buff) Steve, and he's so different before. He hasn't lost Everyone He's Ever Had. He fits here, in a way Sam's never seen.

And also he seems to be crushing on Sam!

Historically accurate racial problems for a black man in the 30s optional, but could be interesting?

It's not that Steve is trans or anything, but there was something thrilling about dressing as a girl and going out with Bucky, and being free to hold hands and dance and share an ice cream together, without anyone judging them.

(And maybe he misses it a bit, post-serum, because he could never pass for an average girl now)

Seconding! This! Prompt!!!

Scott has a way of making stuff so mundane and simple, and stating the obvious, and even on his worse days, he makes Bucky laugh, reminds him that real life exists outside of trauma and war, and Bucky adores him. Luckily, Scott is totally swayed by Bucky's pretty eyes and goofy smile and dry humour. Score.

Bonus: Bucky is also super petty, though, and willing to fuck Scott where he knows Sam will hear, just to annoy him. Scott may or may not know about that part.

("OH MY GOD AGAIN??? THAT'S THE THIRD TIME TODAY, GET OFF HIM BARNES!")

Clint is the Average Joe of the team, a real human with no insane powers or armour, and he isn’t in the spotlight often, but the team has gotten used to his extremely dedicated fan following, who write letters and send dumb gifts (pizza shirts, handmade purple mugs, knitted hats and stuffed versions of himself...) and he adores them, rambles about them on social media.

So he starts dating Bucky, which of course gets out, and Bucky is shocked to find the gifts start being matched sets, the fans taking to him so fast it makes his head spin, and he’s just so happy???

Just... Clint’s fans appreciate his choice in boyfriends and want the best for both of them.

I just kind of want to see a twist on Age of Ultron where it's set in a western AU.

HYDRA as a criminal posse riding from town to town, kidnapping new recruits and holding stick-ups.

Steve as the sheriff. Tony as mayor. Clint as the town's top marksman. Natasha as a brothel showgirl they picked up along the way. Et.cetera.

Bonus points if Clint lasoes one or both of the twins and tosses them over his horse like a sack of potatoes for the ride back to base.

Bonus points for a wild west shootout.

Natasha can't have kids of her own - she had that option taken from her by force at the Red Room, and never really got over that.

When Steve assigns her to train Wanda Maximoff, Natasha rather expected to dislike the girl, especially following the events from Age of Ultron.

But when she goes to officially introduce herself to the little witch, Wanda is an absolute mess. She's curled in a corner of her assigned room, sobbing her heart out over her dead twin, and her powers are going haywire. She's terrified, and hurting, and all alone in the world...and the second that Natasha feels that protective urge start up, she knows that this girl is absolutely going to be her daughter.

T'Challa finds himself as the very lucky sugar daddy to the rogue Avengers, who are all very eager to show him just how grateful they are for him helping them out.

Basically what it says on the tin. Dark!Scott shrinks someone down and keeps them trapped at that size so he can have a living sex doll that really can't fight back.

Would prefer it be one of the girls. Exact shrink size is up to filler - can be as big as an American girl doll or as tiny as a poly pocket.

Bonus for lots of size play, epically using appropriately sized objects like ball point pens or cotton swabs to fuck them with. Big bonus for using tape to hold them down while he has his fun.

No guro plz. I prefer the shrunk one be stretchy, not injured.

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Prompt Post #1

Peter Parker (Gen); He was the best of all of them

Re: Clint Barton: Teen Clints demands before joining SHIELD are heartbreaking

FILL Re: Clint Barton: Teen Clints demands before joining SHIELD are heartbreaking

Re: FILL Re: Clint Barton: Teen Clints demands before joining SHIELD are heartbreaking

Scott Lang (gen or /Luis); anorexia

Post-Thanos finger snap / DCU crossover

Pepper/Tony mpreg

Thor/Loki/Valkyrie/Bruce sedoretu

Nebula/Gamora, their first time is post-GotG1 or later

Peter/Gamora/Drax

Heimdall/Thor

Valkyrie/any, genital piercings

Bucky/OMCs, Bucky has a type

Mantis, pregnancy

Jessica Jones/Bucky Barnes

Shuri/female character, d/s

Sam/Steve: time travel

Bucky/Steve, pre-serum, cross-dressing

Re: Steve/Tony/Bucky, Who the hell is Peter Parker?

Scott/Bucky, Scott is great

Bucky/Clint, Clint’s Cult Following

AoU but Wild West

Natasha accidentally adopts Wanda

Sugar Daddy T'Challa

Dark Scott shrinks someone for him to keep as a mini sex doll, non-con